It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy

by Tropical Storm!

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Kyle Waymire
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Kyle Waymire I tend to have a soft spot for crossover Thrash, I think Thrash and Punk are just two things that are made for one another. That being said this is a very solid debut from a very talented band. I like the bands music, with catchy riffs and energetic vocals, and I appreciate that this is a band that doesn't take themselves too seriously. All in all this is talented band that should really be watched with an EP that should really be checked out.
7/10 Favorite track: Avian Herald Of Satan.
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Recorded over April and May of 2013

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released May 28, 2013

Justin Poole - Lead Vocals
Chuck Scones- Guitar/Vocals
Buster - Bass
Kyle McNeil - Drums/Vocals

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Tropical Storm! St. Louis, Missouri

Tropical Storm! is
Justin Poole - Lead Vocals
Chuck Scones - Guitar/Vocals
Harry Larry - Bass
Kyle McNeil - Guitar/Vocals
Matthew Koch -
Drums

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Track Name: Queso Maximo
I've got my hi-tops and my denim vest
gotta find the patches that'll look the best
Growing my hair out to match all the rest
hope I can pass the thrash fashion test

There's zombies! and pizza! and parties galore
everything cool from the 80's and more
Mutants and satan and b-movie gore
Death! Destruction! and total war
More pizza, and beer, and tasty thrash licks
all the metal sluts want to jump on our dicks
Party all night, then sleep all day
it ain't easy, living live this way

We'll recycle the riffs that our grandpas played
try to get famous off the names they made
I hope we get signed to metal blade
we only play thrash for the heavy metal babes

We'll smoke all the weed and drink all the beer
We really like to party, I promise, I swear!
No way this is a gimmick, It's really not an act
we're super rad dudes and we're bringing thrash back

There's zombies! and pizza! and parties galore
everything cool from the 80's and more
Mutants and satan and b-movie gore
Death! Destruction! and total war
More pizza, and beer, and tasty thrash licks
all the metal sluts want to jump on our dicks
Party all night, then sleep all day
It ain't easy living life this way

Our flip bill hats are the coolest around
we wanna rage rage and party down
Did I mention we like pizza, cause yeah we fuckin' do
oh yeah and we also totally party harder than you
Track Name: Hey Lich King, Your Jokes Suck
I've got an idea to get us a lot of press
Its a burgeoning problem That someone should address
We'll write this song
Then post it online
We'll get lots of hits and be famous in no time

Its no revelation
But the message is clear
Its an ugly truth but its one you need to hear
Its what everyone is thinking and we'll be the ones to say
Hey Lich King!
You're not funny!

You play sick riffs and you have sweet gear
but your sense of humor it just isn't there.
We're all about fame and making a quick buck
But HEY LICH KING YOUR JOKES SUCK

Some east coast nerds rehashing thrash,
you think that you're metal but your songs are crap.
Your albums are jokes that only idiots get,
they're the target audience and they're paying your rent.
Saw the waste get big and thought you could follow
but your act is staler than steve harvey at the apollo.
A bunch of nerds who wish they were slayer
you guys sound like poison but a whole lot gayer

Hey! Hey lich king, you guys suck, the east coast suck
Hey! Hey lich king, you guys suck, Re-thrash sucks
Hey! Hey lich king, you guys suck, The Patriots suck
Hey! Hey lich king, you guys suck, Minecraft sucks

You think you're from the 80's
but nobody's fooled
Time for TS! to take your ass back to school
Crossover songs are too damn short?
How about this for a fucking retort?
Your drummer went to music school
and this is what he gets
playing in a thrash band we all will soon forget
so log on the internet and act like a tool
Do you really think that stupid fucking stocking is cool?
Maybe you're not posers if you thrash from the heart
but maybe you should reconsider sticking with your art
Short haired and bearded some how makes you unique?
When in all your reality you look like a fucking geek

It's no joke
that your jokes suck
I hear your songs
won't laugh a single bit

I just cant
understand
why people
would listen to this

You came to
conquer all
but your jokes are just
way over everyone's heads

Are they all
Esoteric
if that's the case
then why bother with it?

Hey! Lich King! Your Jokes Suck! about 300 times because our drummer had a bad idea and my bass player backed him up on it
Track Name: Avian Herald Of Satan
All! Hail! The Great Goose From Hail!
He's here to feast on your entrails!

Avian herald of satan
appears in a flash
waiting for his chance
so you better watch your ass
fetterus, the child eater
wants to suck your blood
vicious hellbeast from the sky
you cannot hide or un

His red eyes pierce into your soul
don't let him catch you looking
or he will take control
this unholy bird kills everything it sees
no one's safe from this beast
so says the prophecy

If only there was a god to send it back to hell
don't take a step outside
because it won't end well
it sits forever watching
awaiting your next move
it hungers for your flesh
human beings are it's food

Fetterus
The child eater
Avian
Herald Of Satan